Trash of the Jurassic period

The trailer shouted – “Look! Everything is cool here in the first film! Only even cooler. “. And as if in confirmation of this, the main theme of the first Jurassic Park begins to sound in the end. In general, I thought that this would be a kind of remake of the first film, with honors that the park is nevertheless open, and in fact it would turn out to be a pale parody, like previous sequels.

The “lost world” tried to surpass the first film, but failed. Neither new dinosaurs, nor old dinosaurs (in the first part of the star was T-REX-here are the two T-REXs!), neither literal copying of some scenes, nor frank trash type walks along the streets of San Diego.

The third film tried to leave on an even more steep and formidable dinosaur than T-REX. As proof, this creature kills T-ReSas as soon as he appears in the frame. But the devil … T-River was the absolute star of the first film! And the second film, oddly enough, is drawing out precisely that that trash scene with T-Rex in the city … And then some garbage with a moronic face dared … to encroach on the main symbol of the park! And she won?! Yes, how so?!

With this idea, the authors screwed up in full. There is still SE NILL. It was nice to see him again in the image of Dr. Grant … But even he does not save.

And in the “World of the Jurassic period”, we have the same thing – a literal copy of scenes from the first film,

The new, this time a genetically designed, super-dinosaur and some kind of trash with the training of raptors … It would seem that another pale parody.

Went to the cinema to see a complete failure, and came out in full delight!

The first and most importantly – finally! After 22 years, after the release of the first park, dinosaurs look more or less at the level of the first park.

The second is, oddly enough, despite the huge number of references, and the Fanservice “The World of the Jurassic period” does not look like the first film and does not really try to repeat that very atmosphere.

Third – the film is actually quite stupid and most characters are complete idiots.

So where did my delight come from? At the beginning of viewing in my head there was nothing but for nonsense? Seriously?! Yes, what are you completely?!”. After about 20 minutes, it became clear that it was not worth waiting for something sane from the plot, and from that moment I began to get real pleasure from watching. And I already wanted the film to go further in its absurdity, then the trashnyak began, the film began to pipe. I just laughed at many scenes, they were beautiful, incomparable and ridiculous at the same time. At the same time, everything looked very cool and spectacular.

This is a crazy combination! Funny, stupid and cool. And a cherry on a crazy cake is a fan service, which is a lot and it most often causes pleasant emotions. In the end, all the coolness, pathos, trash and fumes reaches a peak in an enchanting final battle, which caused genuine childhood delight!

And now everything is more. (Spoilers)

And so the Park “World of the Jurassic period” is open. There are full of people, children ride on small tricratops, look like T-River feed goats, ride a monorail around the valley with diploma. Everything is great and very beautiful!

But it turns out to the people few simple dinosaurs, give them new ones, and the worse, the better! So the scientists of the park have gathered the DNA of all the most terrible that only lives in this world and scruffles … Indominus Rex (the benefit of the film also laughs at this name).

Here … The courage was not enough for the creators to walk in full: to make this creature a plate like a Stegosaur, wings like a pterodactyl … these are these … fans on the cheeks like that of a spitting creature from the first film. She is a mutant, you can do anything! But this creature looks simple, like a cycle-cyclipor the size of T-Rex and long front paws.

This creature lives in a special pen, but the owner of the park doubts its reliability. He asks one of the main characters – Claire

(something like the head of the park …) to call, their acquaintance-the former Marine, and now the trainer of the cycle cycliptor and the protagonist of the film-the star Lord Chris Chris Pratt.

By the way: the idea of ​​the raptor trainer theviccasino.co.uk at first seemed ridiculous, but in the film the scene with training is actually quite exciting.

As it turned out, a real absurdity is waiting ahead)).

Pratt, along with Clair, comes to the corral with an indominus, but thermal sensors show that there is no one in the pen, and on the wall, to the very top, traces of claws were visible … One only fat guard did not notice how a huge creature went on the wall right outside the window! Pratt and grief-guard descend into the corral, consider the wall closer. While Claire recalls that oh yes! The creature has a beacon under the skin! And it turns out that in fact she is still in the pen. It was a cunning escape plan! The creature, thanks to the Gena of some lizard, lowered the temperature of her body, and traces of claws on the wall-a distracting maneuver. The creature is pounced on Pratt and the guard, the second in a panic opens the gates of the corral … The indominus naturally runs away and it turns out that it is so smart that it tears the beacon from under the skin. It also changes the color of the skin, thanks to the next gene, disguises itself in the jungle and kills all people sent after it (armed with networks and electroshockers …).

For an unknown reason, scientists who have scraping the indominus hide what genes they used ..

Now, the death machine freely walks around the park and kills everyone in its path

(But there can be no question of any evacuation of the island, because if everyone finds out, they will close the park).
Then suddenly Claire recalls that she has 2 nephews ..

Oh yes … There are 2 children in the film, as in the first part, with the only difference being that I worried about those, and these annoyed.

2 assholes fled from their nanny and … lost somewhere in the park. This short storyline gives a few good action scenes, and a couple of nostalgic moments, but then the boys save themselves … So there is no drama.

And here the turning point comes in the film. Before that, he is more disappointed with his illogicality and stupidity … But somewhere starting from the middle … No, the film does not begin to correct, it begins to pierce! From the middle of the film, the actors are fading into the background, dinosaurs begin to steer. And one after another, until the very end, just beautiful scenes go.

A flock of pterodactyls flies to visitors to the park. Moreover, they apparently have the same hybrids, since some pterodactyls have a head like Raptors. They look just hilarious)).

As soon as those two lost boys find their nanny, it picks up a pterodactyl, lifts it into the air, drops, on the summer there is enough other, the third, it falls into the water, another dives behind it, it flies out of the water and then a huge underwater dinosaur emerges and eats pterodactyl along with a nanny. It’s just a delight!

Further the military, led by the main villain of the film – Kingpin

They decide to set trained cycling on indominus. (I’m sure the military was needed only for this scene). Raptors track the creature, but it turns out … She has a Raptor gene! Who would have thought! She lures the raptors to her side and even Chris Pratt is now not authority for them. The military is in a panic! On all sides of the bullets, explosions, teeth … Everything is cool.

There are a lot of crap moments, which are cool and funny at the same time.

Type: In the middle of a shootout in the jungle of Pratt, it meets a look with one of the Raptors. They look at each other and Pratt with a look, as it were, says – “How could you let me down?”And the Raptor also seemed to be thinking and does not want to attack. Suddenly, a rocket flies out of nowhere, carries a raptor into pieces!

Claire locks children in a truck, with the words – “Everything is fine, you are safe”. And the next second, the military is hollowing the window, leaving a bloody imprint on the glass. He opens a truck, yells something like “We must run. “And then a raptor is pounced on him and begins to eat right there in the cockpit right in front of the children!

And there is a lot of the like. Just hilarious!)

Further, the heroes (Pratt, Claire and Children) are surrounded by raptors, led by Indominus. But the raptors are not able to resist the charm of the star lord and pounce on the indominus. However, the forces are not equal, the indominus is clearly stronger and more cunning than Raptors. Suddenly one of the boys throws incredibly epic phrase “needs more teeth”.
And Claire goes to one of the corrals, stands in front of huge gates, screams into the walkie -talkie
“Open!”, The gates are opened, behind them, continuous blackness. Here she takes out a fire, lights it and everyone knows what it leads to.

Everything with this film becomes clear … Why it was necessary to invent this monster, make it so deadly, and invincible that neither bullets nor missiles are taken. All in order to reduce him with the king of this park in the final battle.

Tyranosaur against Indominus. It’s just a fierce delight! All garbage, all bloopers, fade against the background of this battle. Thank God, the creators know who is the owner in the park. And, although with difficulty and not without help, T-River wins in the battle. And the film ends with his epic roar.

Well, yes, the heroes were saved, but who cares about them.

Total:
In my opinion, the “world of the Jurassic period” is not trying to go to the first film, like previous sequels. What is the main plus of the film. The first park do not surpass. Spielberg himself tried and could not. And the “world” simply gives a picture that rejoices the eye, the ton of the fan service, and the carbon monoxide. Without trying to be too, serious, gloomy, smart, etc.D.

And if the film did not have all the absurdity, stupidity and pathos, he would be stupidly boring, like a second film, or nothing, except for a new predator, like a third.

This is exactly the sequel that was needed Gotham now All this time.

If someone did not go to him last weekend, go to these. But go like a regular catastrophe film with monsters. Just instead of monsters there will be dinosaurs who have long loved all of us. It is unlikely to be disappointed.

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Ringed into a voice when, after the victory at the end of T-ReS, he looked at the heroes, turned and left. For a complete picture, it was still necessary to nod. Moor did his job Moor can leave)

Laugh further. There will be a sequel. He broke the Avengers record (earned incredible $ 208 in North America.8 million, thereby improving for three years the indicator of the first part of the “Avengers”, which in May 2012 gathered at the start of $ 207.4 million.) PIPP SHIP and he asks for additives: D

He himself was depressed, when he thought that the king would be pushed again to hell, but not in vain they pulled his star appearance so, it was a complete delight. Even after the third park, being small, I thought how I would like to see the 4th part and there were 2 main desires – again show the nooblar and the park, and let the tyrannosaurus rehabilitate after draining in 3 parts. And so they took and gave both!

I was delighted in the film for 4 points-3 are associated with the advent of fish swallowing a shark/dumb screeching girl/GMO-Rure, and wanderings in the old Jurassic park. Well, however, everything becomes clear when they show the age rating (12+).
H.S. And where is the mention of the Devacle-Terminator running on the heels of the crossed terrain, distilling T-ReSas XD
H.S.S. Now I realized why I was disappointed in the film – the first park simply not to surpass. Spielberg, you like you bitch son xd

I watched the first park as an 7-year-old kid, this film was forever settled in my head (along with stellar wars), this is probably why I disgusted the “world. »XD. In general, my comment is just my personal fi to this film, and there was no one to express it. And the park was, is and will be the first and only one of a kind.

That annoying it. You wrote a text, text that there will be a cool battle. And you do not see her say that “the desire to watch disappears” although you didn’t even see her. And so everywhere. If you wrote that there will be a cool battle, then do not write that your desire to watch disappears and see the battle pancake. Kh. Something like that.

Now everyone is praising a new film about dinosaurs, and it will turn into a fast and. lol. And the film paid off three times + good reviews. A favorable environment for the conveyor has been created.

The film is boring, protracted and completely secondary. And most importantly children. The first was Saspens, there is a continuous rainbow and the sun. They said correctly above – only the fish pleases. The battle of two dinosaurs loses in all articles of the old Battle of King Kong with them. As a result, the film is slag, wine – rating and director.

You went too far. I generally talked about stupid films in which stupidity is a normal (besides comedies) and which people like. Prometheus is also stupid, but not everyone liked it.

Imagine if the genes of fish = 3 were added to the indominus
It would be a battle that Gotham needs now

Yes, just put a warning that the article on spoilers. Otherwise you have to turn everything off, and this is not a gut)

Well, in general, in the first park there was no less, and with the plot of problems a lot. The film left for the fact that he was the first and one of his kind.